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10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh And Be Happy Today!


jokes to make you happy

1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called “Constipation”?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

12 thoughts on “10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh And Be Happy Today!”

  1. How do we know that Hitler was Irish?

    In Ireland he was known as Richard Spud, but when he moved to Germany he changed it to Dick Tater.

    Why should you never give Yorkshire tea to a communist?

    Because proper tea is theft.

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