LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!
They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.
Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!
1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.
2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.
5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?
6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.
9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.
10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.