Beauty, Humor

10 Terrible Jokes To Make You Laugh And Be Happy Today!

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1- What did the American football player tell the broken vending machine?
R: Give me my quarter back!

2-What do you call a belt made out of watches?
R: A waist of time!

3- What is the most powerful office supply?
R: The ruler!

4- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
R: It’s two tired.

5- You want to hear a pizza joke?
R: Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

6-How do you make Holy water?
R: Boil the hell out of it.

7- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
R: Frostbite.

7- What do you give a sick bird?
R: Tweetment.

8- What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
R: A Thesaurus!

9- What is Beethoven doing in his coffin?
R:  Decomposing!

10-Did you hear about that new movie called “Constipation”?
R: No? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet…

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Beauty, inspiration, Motivation

Few Words to Describe Photographic Beauty What Title would You Use And Which one is your Favorite One?

Using Few Words to describe each photograph and what it expresses to me. What does each photograph tells you

“I ILLUMINATE”

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“I AM CREATING MY OWN PATH”

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“LET ME HELP YOU, WE ARE BOTH WINNERS”

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“HARD BREAK UPS CAN BE MENDED FAST, EASILY PAINLESSLY”

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Beauty, Nature, Travel

Beauty In Nature All Over The World…and in Your Soul!

“Just living is not enough… one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.” — Hans Christian Andersen

CROSSING THE SWISS ALPS

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“You can drive out nature with a pitchfork but she keeps on coming back” —Horace (65-8BC)

IGUAZU FALLS BRAZIL

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“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better” —Albert Einstein

DARJEELING TEA FIELDS INDIA

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CAÑO CRISTALES RIVER COLOMBIA

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ABOUT the last image of Colombia: the Caño Cristales river features no fish at all, probably because it is so filled with coral and aquatic plants.

Beauty, Nature, Photography

Beautiful Nature in my Yard from Caterpillars to Butterflies

Caterpillars come in a variety of colors, shapes and sizes. Their beauty can often be deceiving since their hairs often contain venom which can be poisonous to humans and predators. Toxic caterpillars can be found in many places including backyard gardens, parks and fields.

MONARCH CATERPILLAR

HICKORY TUSSOCK MOTH CATERPILLAR

CINNABAR MOTH CATERPILLAR

BLUE LADY CATERPILLAR

Beauty, Food, Travel

LAKE COMO ITALY One of the most beautiful lakes in the world

Lake Como, Italy

Delicious Lake Como food and the view will steal your palate and your heart!

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Sleepy villages, and Belle Époque–era resorts lining its shores, not to mention the jaw-dropping views of the Alps.

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This Y-shaped lake continues to exert a powerful pull on imaginations thanks to the historic villas, stunning gardens.

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Relaxing…

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Beauty, inspiration, Motivation

Macadamia Nut Oil Beauty and It’s 5 Most Important Benefits

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Macadamia Oil

Approximately 80% monounsaturated fatty acids of which about 50% is oleic acid and 20% palmitoleic acid, vitamins A, B, E, minerals. Macadamia nut: about 70% fat, vitamin B, calcium, iron, phosphorus.

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1. BENEFITS ON THE SKIN

Great for signs of aging skin. One of the antioxidants is squalene. It is rare and has a particularly strong impact on our skin. Squalene is a naturally occurring antioxidant in our body, but adding more through this nut oil can help reduce oxidative stress on the body’s fats and the skin.

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2. ENERGY LEVELS

This nut-oil gives you a quick boost of energy to the body, something which the oil can also provide. 

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3. STRENGTHENS THE HAIR

This oil penetrates hair more efficiently than some other oils, like mineral oil. Mineral oil can build up on your scalp.

4. RETAINS HEALTHY FATS

Although this isn’t a definitive health benefit, this Australian nut oil has a higher smoke point than other vegetable oils, like olive oil. Therefore, when you’re cooking with it, you are far less likely to burn off the beneficial fats, which are the main reason why you are using the oil in the first place.

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5. GREAT FOR COOKING

It is excellent for cooking because of its high smoke point of over 400 degrees Fahrenheit. It is typically higher than olive oil. This is important, because when oil begins to burn, it denatures and loses many of its health benefits, possibly become carcinogenic. 

Beauty, inspiration, Motivation

Beauty in Language and in Malala: Don’t Let Anything Discourage You!

“If you speak three, four or more languages, you start seeing the world from a dissimilar perspective: we are all one, we just express our feelings and our culture in a divergent way”—Dr. Martha A. Castro Noriega, MD

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“When the whole world is silent, even one voice becomes powerful.”

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“To have another language is to possess a second soul”. Charlemagne. 

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“A special kind of beauty exists which is born in language, of language, and for language”— Gaston Bachelard.

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Beauty, Nature

5 Most Beautiful Rarest Orchids in the World Part 1

Exotic orchids that resemble some classy dancing girls,  with orange-ish colored petals this beautiful flower is commonly known as the Ballerina Orchid, and as Caladenia melanema by their scientific name.

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 ROTHSCHILD SLIPPER

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COELOGYNE PANDURATA

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These graceful dancers are doing a pirouette with their arms raised, just like ballerinas  dancing the Black Swan. They grow one by one or in groups in different parts of Australia.  The Ballerina has been listed as “Critically Endangered” under the Australian Government.

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RARO NEGRO CYMBIDIUM

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