Cats, Humor

Catpurrday Cats for Christmas Funny Memes and a Poem

CATPURRDAY CATS

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YOUR GIFT ….. HAHAHA

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A Cat Named Frank – Poem by Marilyn Lott

He is a beautiful kitty cat
Frank is his name
And around the barnyard
He has risen to fame

Not only does he have
A coat so warm and soft
He’s quite the little mouser
Even up in the tall hayloft

He has a certain way
About him, it’s a fact
His personality, my friend
Changes how you react

You fall in love so quickly
When Frank comes into the room
For he takes a lot of time
Out of his busy day to groom

He keeps your heart on a string
And this you can take to the bank
When you become a victim of
A charming cat named Frank!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERBODY!!!!

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Please, be kind to yourself. I wish you the best in life, prosperity, happiness, love, and health.” Sincerely, Dr. Martha

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Humor, inspiration

10 Logical Funny Jokes and Thoughts To Make You Think and Laugh!

LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!

They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!

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1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

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3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

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7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.

9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.

10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

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Comics, Health, Humor

Funny Quote of the Day: Singing in the Shower

Not everything in life has to be so rigid and serious. Laughing at ridiculously funny-foolish sayings or situations in our lives  can make our days better and improve our health.

Man-singing-in-shower-DR. MARTHA CASTRO NORIEGA, MD

Whether starting off your day with a shower, or ending your day with a shower, it will most likely boost your mood. Singing releases endorphins and oxytocin in the brain, hormones that bring pleasure and relaxation. Endorphins in particular reduce our perception of pain, lead to feelings of euphoria, and enhance the immune response. This contributes to less stress, and a more relaxing shower.