LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!
They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.
Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!
1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.
2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.
5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?
6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.
9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.
10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.
Mother Earth passes the time spilling her thrills on all humanity
Her odyssey continues to restore the balance of Humanity
Giving back the joy of Mother Earth banishing the destructive sorrow
The earth seedlings spread with their promise of a better tomorrow
“Life without liberty, is a life not lived, and life without truth, is a life not understood.” “There’s a difference between an open mind and an empty head.”
― Abhijit Naskar.
Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs.
“Being holistic doesn’t mean mumbling mystical mumbo-jumbo all the time, it means seeing the reality as it is, without giving in to either supernatural nonsense or intellectual arrogance.”
― Abhijit Naskar
Mother Nature is the great equalizer…
“Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature”.— Harold Coffin
I am always inspired by nature, by Mother Nature.
I look at the animals, the trees, feel the wind around me and get all kinds of inspiration everyday.