…many times a day, e v e r y d a y! LOL
If Turkeys Thought
If turkeys thought,
they’d run away,
A week before Thanksgiving Day.
But turkeys can’t anticipate,
And so there’s turkey on my plate.
I like the taste of turkey
Any time throughout the year
But it never seems to taste as good
As when Thanksgiving’s here.
Could be it’s all the trimmings
That are cooked with it to eat-
But I think it’s eating at Grandma’s house
That makes it such a treat.
Nothing better than to start the day with humor and a smile:
BBQ BABY BACK PORK RIBS (Smoked)
WATERMELON CAN BE MESSY…BUT DELICIOUS!
FISHMAN LOBSTER MOUNTAIN
I’LL BE CAREFUL NOT TO END UP LIKE THIS BABY!
Some felines love to give us a little hard time, don’t they?
One of their pleasures is to destroy our things, especially the things we like or need the most.
I AM NOT A LEOPARD, I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE!
DO YOU LOVE ME?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
NOBODY DENIES THE TRUTH
MMMM… I’M NOT SURE
LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!
They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.
Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!
1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.
2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.
5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?
6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.
9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.
10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.