NOBODY DENIES THE TRUTH
MMMM… I’M NOT SURE
LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!
They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.
Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!
1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.
2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?
4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.
5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?
6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.
8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.
9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.
10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.
If you’re a cat lover like I am, you have probably been known to throw around a few cat puns here and there, or whenever you possibly can. I thought I’d have a little fun with this showing you some purr-fect cat puns.
Adorable funny cats… The unsung heroes of our lives.
They bring us so much joy, calmness, and relaxation. They also bring us dead mice, pukes, scratches, and small-scale cat-tastrophies.
Nobody’s purr-fect, I guess. If you love these fluffy little bundles of contradiction, then you’ll surely enjoy our list of illustrated cat puns.
Thank you for reading and caring. Take care. DR. MARTHA CASTRO, MD