Animals, Cats, Pets

Every Day Is Caturday: Cats Are Funny and Adorable

Funny Cats
Some felines love to give us a little hard time, don’t they?
One of their pleasures is to destroy our things, especially the things we like or need the most.

I AM NOT A LEOPARD, I JUST LOOK LIKE ONE!

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DO YOU LOVE ME?

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THREE’S COMPANY

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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

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Humor, inspiration

10 Logical Funny Jokes and Thoughts To Make You Think and Laugh!

LOGICAL FUNNY JOKES!

They also call this kind of joke a “FUNNY THOUGHT”, so you can start and end your day smiling, laughing.

Happiness makes us healthier, live longer and prosper!

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1- If you step on people’s feet, they will open their mouths just like trash bins.

2- When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

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3- Why do people say “tuna fish” when they don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

4- When you “bite down” on something, you’re actually biting up because you can’t move your top jaw.

5- Why did people invent the box if they want to think outside of it?

6- Once you have a Ph.D., every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.

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7- If I’m lucky, my internal organs will never see the light of day.

8- Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous.

9- You see people every day that you’ll never see again.

10 On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.

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Animals, Cats, Humor, Pets

Everyday Is Caturday: Cat Puns for a Lovely Tuesday! Have fun

If you’re a cat lover like I am, you have probably been known to throw around a few cat puns here and there, or whenever you possibly can. I thought I’d have a little fun with this showing you some purr-fect cat puns.

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Adorable funny cats… The unsung heroes of our lives.

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They bring us so much joy, calmness, and relaxation. They also bring us dead mice, pukes, scratches, and small-scale cat-tastrophies.

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Nobody’s purr-fect, I guess. If you love these fluffy little bundles of contradiction, then you’ll surely enjoy our list of illustrated cat puns.

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Thank you for reading and caring. Take care. DR. MARTHA CASTRO, MD

eating, Health, Humor

5 Crazy Diets That Make You Lose Weight or Not LOL Have Fun!

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There is no great secret to lose weight. Small portions, healthy delicious meals and daily physical activity, in other words: avoid sedentarism.

We all know that, right? But many people want that “miracle” diet that is going to make us lose a ton of pounds/kilograms in 5 or 10 days and never gain it -the weight- back! 

So, to have some fun, I have searched on the web for some crazy diets that people do. Some of them are really outrageously funny!

NOTE: I advice you NOT to follow any of these diets. I do not recommend them since they are not healthy and do not follow serious medical protocol research. This post is just for our Friday amusement.

CRAZY DIETS:

1. The Baby Food Diet

It replaces few of your food items with baby food (also means you poop like a baby). This one might seem easy, but trust me it’s like giving the taste of hell to your tongue. Having boiled, pureed veggies for 10 days without salt or any other spices can be a real tough task to perform. The things people do to lose weight!

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2. The Beer and Sausage Diet

Call this the Tailgater’s Diet. Evo Terra, 44, an online exec in Tempe, Arizona, dropped from 195 to 177 pounds in 30 days consuming an average of about 1,500 calories a day—mostly from high-quality sausage and craft ale.

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3. Miracle Diet

For this diet, one must consume only fruits for 2 days minimum. Also known as the Hollywood diet, this diet is all about making your body run on fruits or fruit juice for a span of 48 hours, minimum. 

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4. The Starbucks Diet

Stealing Jared’s strategy, Christine Hall, 66, a librarian from Alexandria, Virginia, lost more than 75 pounds over two years by eating only at Starbucks and sticking to about a 1,000-calorie per day diet. “Over time, scanning the calorie data helped me adjust my portion sizes,” she says. 

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5. The Eggs and Dessert Diet

You can have your cake and lose your gut too, a recent Tel Aviv University study found. People on 1,600 calories a day who ate a carb-and protein-rich breakfast that also included a dessert lost the same amount of weight (an average of 30 pounds over 4 months) as people on a low-carb diet (and no dessert).

HEALTHY LIFESTYLE

Humor

Anything Goes On Sunday: Being Liked By Everybody?

This is true in the physical-person to person relations as in social media interactions. Do you get disappointed if you don’t get lots of likes or if people don’t like you in person, how do you feel/react?

Anyways, I think the meme is funny and truthful, lol.

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